There was one weekend in June that had two festivals I was potentially interested in attending—one was the Maryland Faerie Festival and the other was Hon Fest. Both took place on the same weekend. I finally chose Hon Fest because I went to the Maryland Faerie Festival last year, money was a bit too tight for me to take a longer trip to Darlington, and I hadn’t been to Hon Fest since 2013. So I wallowed in this annual celebration of kitsch.

The only downside was the weather. For the past two or three weeks before the festival the weather had been a bit on the cool side with low humidity. It figures that the usual high heat and high humidity would make a comeback just in hime for Hon Fest. (The temperature went up as high as 91 degrees Fahrenheit and, boy, did I feel that humidity.) I dealt with the weather by periodically ducking into the air conditioned shops.

I took a whole lot of pictures because everything was so over the top.

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

One of the cooling stations was at St. Luke’s Church on the Avenue, which is a really lovely  historic church that is engaged in all kinds of social action projects, such as setting up its own urban garden.

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

The church got in on the Hon Fest kitsch action by setting up this giant Kerplunk! game outside.

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

I did some more shots of the festival and the surrounding area. It was one large major piece of kitschy eye candy.

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

At one point I played around with my Hatsune Miku smartphone app, which resulted in this photo.

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

Other than that photo I basically took my Hon Fest pictures straight with no filters or special apps.

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

I checked out this relatively new store (or at least it had opened since my last visit to the Hampden area back in 2013) called The Nerdporium, which has comic books and classic video games on sale.

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

After my brief visit to The Nerdporium I resumed my picture taking of the sights of Hon Fest in general.

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

I showed up to one of the stages where I saw a band that I recognized. They are The Wild Anacostias and I have seen them play at various places near my home before. That’s cool to suddenly run into their performance. They definitely got the crowd going.

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

The Wild Anacostias led a procession of Hons (people who dressed up in totally kitsch fashion) to an area where a professional photographer took a group shot.

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016
HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

Even Mr. Natty Boh got in on the fun.

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

I shot a short video of the beginning of the parade where you can see what the people who followed them wore.

This next photo is of the inside of a Royal Farms Store. I’ve been to other Royal Farms Store but this one is the fanciest I’ve ever been in. This location actually has two floors with tables and chairs. The others I’ve been in are the usual convenience stores with no seating.

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

Here’s the Glamour Lounge where a woman can get her hair teased into a beehive.

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

Here are a few more miscellaneous shots of the festival.

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

I finished my time at Hon Fest with some ice cream that was made on the premises at The Charmery. They not only had excellent ice cream but there is also a pretty cool wall mural with a painted sidewalk on the side of the store. A lot of people chilled by that store.

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

After I finished eating my ice cream and taking the previous photos, I decided to head back to the parking garage so I could retrieve my car. (One great thing about Hon Fest is that Johns Hopkins University lends out its parking garage for only $5. It’s only slightly more than taking the light rail then transferring to the Hampden shuttle bus and it’s way more convenient.)

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

I went inside a shop called Bazaar Baltimore, which sells all kinds of strange stuff.

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

Once I left that store I blundered around the area for a bit. (I rarely visit that area.) I managed to reach the 700 block of 34th Street, which is the same area that’s famous for its annual display of Christmas lights. Seeing that block again reminded me of the time I went there in June, 2013 and I did a blog post where I posted photos showing side-by-side comparisons of that block in early summer with that same block six months earlier when all the homes were decked out in lights. I took a few brief pictures of those homes but not as many as I took back in 2013.

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

What’s more, two of those homes in that block are currently for sale. If you’re looking for a new home in Baltimore and you’re the kind of person who loves to totally decorate your home for Christmas and you don’t mind getting a lot of attention from people who literally come from across the U.S. (and even some foreign countries), then you may want to call the phone numbers listed in those signs.

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

At one point, while I was on my way back to the parking garage I tripped and fell on my knees. One knee was scraped up so much that I had to use tissues to blot the blood and I ended up covering it with a large bandage when I got home. I was feeling a bit woozy from the high heat and high humidity so I wasn’t quite as careful when I was walking. Luckily I was okay. The wound got slightly infected at one point but I managed to get rid of the infection by using Dr. Gordshell’s Skin Cream. It’s the same stuff my parents used to use on me when I was a kid and I would sometimes have a scraped knee that became infected. This stuff did a great job with my latest wound. Dr. Gordshell’s is so good at fighting burns and infections that if you have a situation where it doesn’t work at all, then it’s time for you to see the doctor. I’m serious about this. (And, no, Dr. Gordshell’s isn’t paying me to endorse this. I have had enough first-hand experience that I can vouch for its effectiveness.)

I managed to take one more charming photo of a home in Hampden before I found the parking garage so I could retrieve my car and drive home.

HonFest, Baltimore, Maryland, June 11, 2016

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